Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.

"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016

Johned

To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.

Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.

by Monica Marcone April 6, 2017

Johned

To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.

Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!

Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.

by SleepySap May 8, 2017

Johnkencyfix

Johnkencyfix is just an amazing person. When he is mad you can't control him. He is kind and happy most of the time. He doesn't like to stand out as much. He is extreamly funny aswell.

Johnkencyfix is the best

by Johnkencyfix May 8, 2017

Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone

I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

johnred

He is always the gayest person in the family and has a small penis, dates a lot of men and some times he can be lazy and always gets into a short relationship

And always flex of what he has.

Johnred is my friend.

by Tiger ninja 3947385 November 26, 2021

Johnned

To come across a catastrophic fuck up of epic proportions

Why is the pallet no longer secure in the racking? Because it has been Johnned

by Dwrhodes85 March 31, 2022