John Kerry

The person who will someday become the President of the Divided States of Embarrassment (Fortunately, still the United States of America thanks to Bush, the man who deserved to win). The "man" who will either destroy the Nation in the future, or become the President of France.
The French really love John Kerry.
by Papa Smurf May 11, 2005
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A moderate Democratic Senator, different ranking methods rate him between the 12th and 22nd most liberal Senator, he is in the center of the Democratic Party. Voted for the Iraq War. During the Democratic primary most people said they voted for him for no other reason than him being "electable". In exit polls 80% of the people who voted for Kerry said they were going on what they had seen on TV, 20% had actually researched all of the candidates. It was the opposite for Dean, 80% of the people who had voted for Howard Dean had researched all of the candidates. He was not a "flip-flopper", he never changed his mind on an issue, but on many issues he was deliberately vague. Contrary to Republican propaganda he did have one consistent position on Iraq.

Even though Kerry was such a poor candidate, Bush won with the smallest margin of victory for a sitting president in U.S. history. Bush received 2.5% more than Kerry; the closest previous margin won by a sitting President was 3.2% for Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
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I'm sick of the Democratic Party nominating conservative Democrats, it's time to have a real liberal like Dennis Kucinich run for President. I will admit that Kerry was slightly better than Clinton or Gore.
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One of the greatest idiots of our time. He got royally owned by Bush in 2004, and rightly so. It`s sad how many people actually thought he should have won the election. Thank GOD he conceeded, not like Sore-Loserman.
"I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan."
by Larry Murray March 11, 2005
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1. A monument in North Vietnam next to a similar monument of Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane), thanking him for his war protesting back in the United States which the Vietnamese believed helped them win the Vietnam war by destroying United States morale at home and causing people to spit on soldiers and call them baby killers when they didn't know what the fuck actually went on in Vietnam when women and children would walk up to soldiers with bombs strapped to them.
2. An idiot who marries rich women to help advance his career.
3. A candidate in the 2004 election who doesn't stand for anything and only attacks President Bush about what Bush has done wrong and not how Kerry will fix it himself.
I wouldn't vote for Kerry, even if I was bent over and forced to take it in the ass.
by Stud October 15, 2004
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John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.

Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
by MISTER OWNINATOR November 07, 2006
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somebody who hasnt a clue of whats going on around him...obviously the only people who look on this site are democrats...they have no clue. But at least they can decide where they stand on issues, unlike yours truely, John Kerry. And how many of you democrats have gotten a splinter and wanted a purple heart for it?
owww...a splinter, but that bullet almost hit me...waaaa!!!
by Boekenoogen May 05, 2005
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The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.
Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!
by Rob March 13, 2005
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