Jobby

Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.

"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"

by AxelS September 17, 2013

Joey Castillo

The best mexican drummer. He was/is in Queens of the Stone Age, Danzig, and Wasted Youth.

Joey Castillo replaced Dave Grohl.

by I'm evil April 30, 2010

Joey Spencer

Yorkshire phrase: Some one who acts like an old man, always moaning about the youth and dresses in all brown with a walking stick. Typically lives alone with a cat and sticks to very traditional meals such as fish and chips, meat and potato pie and ham sandwiches. Loves to do gardening and always without a love in his life. Golf alone only sport.

why are you not coming out your being a rite 'Joey Spencer'

by princeka007 October 3, 2013

Jersey Joey

A rare breed indeed. Jersey Joey is a rumored creature feature of the Grateful Dead touring circuit in 1980's and 1990's East Coast, Floridian, and most especially, Minnesotan tribes.

A jolly scallywag, the mythical Joey is thought to have the spicy bite of a pirate and the warmth of a gentle giant.

According to cultural anthropologist Ethan Tuttle, "The Joey's main identifying feature markers are swaths of brown hair strands and straw-like fragments of some kind of protective hat."

As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.

One such anecdote marks the Jersey Joey as being composed of a composite of "Hagrid, you know that tall guy from Harry Potter, and the Grey Daddy (a reference to the late Jerry Garcia)."

As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.

In line with the folklore tradition, Joey can be lured with an offering of Cajun gumbo, a strain of Colorado marijuana grass called Blue Petunia, and dried jerky product.

The Joey's voice is thought to be something of a raspy, lightly-peppered whisper. An unconfirmed and mostly inaudible recording is rumored to drawl "anybody got a light?"

Note, dependent on regional flavor, the Jersey Joey might be referred to as Papa Joey, Joey the Pirate, The Joester, Ja-Ja, and most bizarrely, simply Joey.

"I heard you don't wanna mess around with Jersey Joey's 52 Card Pickup."

by Gonzo 659 August 17, 2016

Joelys

A very beautiful girl inside and out wether she wants to believe it or not. Has a great sense of humor and is alwyas there for a friend. Though has some anger management isues it does not affect her love for people and is loved by most guys. She provides her attention to THE guy a good portion of her time.

Damn i need me a Joelys !

by Natalie Alvin July 1, 2011

Joelyn

A girl who is smart, funny, punctual, friendly, hyperactive, kind and CRAZY. She will bring spice to your life. She will be the best friend you'll ever have and is better than your bff. She might not be tall but she has it all. She will rock your world, and will make everything seem ok. She is a true friend. But better not annoy her cause she is scary, even if she annoys you. RAWR!!!!

Joelyn is such an awesome friend.

by ICAmate December 31, 2011

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

Phony name Homer Simpson uses to ask moe the bartender for advice in the Season 5 episode "The last Temptation of Homer. Also coincidentally one of moe's tavern's regular customers as well, making it one of the funniest simpson's jokes of all time.

Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"

by roundtwentythree August 12, 2009