Jody

n. young man who knows too much and sometimes cares too much for his own good, but for everyone's good (even if they don't realize it).

n. friend who actually does take the time to listen, even without the enticement of alcohol (but a rum coke would still be highly appreciated!).

n. someone who gives as good as he got (and even better!)

n. example of how to make geeky a (fashionable) fashion statement

adj. unabashedly geeky (slash) dorky and can still have a good hearty cackle about it

(person whimpering over a counter)
(bartender approaches)

bartender: hey, is something wrong?
person: i don't know...maybe i need another drink.
bartender: i think you'll need a Jody with that.

OR

"Bahahaha, I acted out my favorite movie scene in my bathroom until 5 in the morning!"

"That's so jody of you!"

by vegabeepo March 18, 2009

Jody

Guy with a girls name and has a little dick

Did you see how small Jody was

by Albert Michigan March 29, 2019

Jody

A round-faced manwhore, who thinks much too highly of himself and thinks every girl will fall at his knees when REALLY he's repulsive.

Man, that guy is SUCH a Jody.

by a;slkdfj May 5, 2008

Jody

A large arabian woman. She likes to cook guacamole, and sing Mulan. She has a deep laugh. The standard measurement for an Eskimo. Typically 4 foot 3 weighing 250 pounds.

I think that building is about 735 Jody's tall.

Man that Jody sure knows how to use an avocado!

by raspberrysnapple June 16, 2011

Jody

An absolute asshole. He pretends to be nice and sweet at first, and then he strikes.

"Don't be a Jody, man!"

by Broken Waffle November 13, 2017

Jody

Jody- an absolute bitch in her 50s. Who is a gold digger and pathetic. Nobody likes Jody’s they’re ugly and rude.

Ugh she is such a Jody

by GGb^tches October 31, 2020

Jody

A smelly bitch

Wow what a Jody

by Dramartypants September 6, 2018