are you joking?

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.

"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"

by NatsuTRO December 13, 2015

Jading

The art of Killing TzTok-Jad and failing in a terrible manor.

Mehdi was jading last night and got hit a 936.

by Loafinator December 1, 2010

Passive Joking

When someone hears a shit joke and tells it to other people as if its thier joke

Paul: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Stop passive joking you cheeky cunt

by Snookiefish February 18, 2009

jording

verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.

Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.

by rahzuhlin March 7, 2009

Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.

Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"

by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

joeing out

Being so stoned that you cannot do anything other than lay on your back and mong out.

Yo look at jack, dude he's so high that he's joeing out.

by Wadiyatalkinabeetm8 February 10, 2017

joming

A word to describe something exhilarating.

Widely used in the UK to describe sex.

she is so joming

by sam wellings December 4, 2020