i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

rocks my jocks

an alternative to rocks my socks...especially for guys!

i love ya, you rock my jocks!

by blommysnr May 24, 2005

crosby jocks

when your misses is so drunk she vomits in your jock draw, not realizing it is not the toilet.

She was so wasted she had a Crosby jocks situation.

by melaniecrazy February 21, 2015

croc jocks

1.Girls that always want the D.

2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.

3.A croc-jock.

croc jocks

Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.

Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
croc jocks

by jklk;lgjkakl;kg. v ccc,cmcmcm June 27, 2017

preps and jocks

Collective phrase used by rejects to describe the "popular set."

Reject: There are too many preps and jocks in my gym class.

by Underdawg November 9, 2008

prep/jocks

Peices of shit that no one realy likes because their self-conseded fucking bitches! and if ever prep i nthe world died the world would be a beter place! Fuckign retards who buy clothes with holes already on them and bleach stains on them. Annoying as guys who think their cool cause they can through a ball into a hole or down a strip of grass! they are gay and touch each other and say good game! To watch all of the preps and jocks drop dead would make alot of ppl proud ot be different!

person 1: gross look at the nfucking whores and that fag their with!
person 2: its just a bunch of prep/jocks maybe we should kill them
person 3: YEAH that would be great.

by Jeni McCartney July 10, 2006

suffer in your jocks

sucked in.
eat shit!
you really suck!

Suffer in your jocks tosser!

by CUT THE CHEESE January 6, 2005