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sloppy jocko

A woman who enjoys the taste of large amounts of man juice in and around her oral region, many times a day!
by bam nutz April 19, 2009
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jockcore

Idiot meatheads that have moved on from hanging out in the weight room listening to metallica to attending hardcore concerts with the intention of "fucking kids up." A vast majority of jockcore kids are insecure straightedge kids who take their teen angst out in the pit.
Jockcore Kid: Dude, tommorow, I'm going to the Throwdown concert and punching everyone smaller than me in the face.
Me: You're a fucking moron. /wrist please.
by GMSpam April 8, 2006
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Jocksogen

Name for the air that is breathed in when a sweaty athletic cup is placed over the mouth and nose like a respirator.
"That change room is so disgusting i might as well put my jockstrap on my face and get a pure dose of jocksogen."
by CanHas June 19, 2009
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Jocko

When you rub & scratch your sweaty, musky nutsack & then smear your hand around the rim of someones drink.
He was talking shit so when he wasn't looking I jocko'd his beer.
by Doyle February 11, 2004
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Jockoff

(n) a adolescent rich or middle class male from suburbia
suffering from "little dick syndrome" a brain disease which forces them to torment or bully people which they consider to be threats.

characterized by their collective douchiness and cool water cologne, their prey often consists of small males as well as drunk females in which they may often beat up or engage in sexual intercourse with or both (although pseudo homosexual relations is usually kept within the pack)

"jockoffs" can always be identified by the heavy use of hollister,aeropostale and hurley brand

products and apparel. Transported usually in "tricked out" japanese sports cars they live at home
until they are thirty and have ten kids.
That group of turds you see at the club
that spent more time on their hair than
the girl they're trying to drunk fuck

Man 1 "Look at that jockoff over there hitting on

that drunk girl"

Man 2 "Careful man. They travel in packs"
by The Anomalie June 7, 2009
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jockhole

A cross between a jock and an asshole. Most notably:

1. An athletic guy in his late-teens or early-twenties
2. One who only talks to cool people and/or girls with certain chest size.
3. Struts around as if they own the world.
4. May/may not wear a jockstrap.
5. May/may not own a large convertible of some kind, perhaps in an effort to make up for small willy size.
X: See that guy with the football?
Y: The one who's making fun of those nerds?
X: Yeah, him. He's a total jockhole, man!
by dementeddonkey March 3, 2007
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jocko homo

a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")
Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!
by roger January 29, 2004
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