Jocking on my balls

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.

Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.

by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011

jackanory

story, a Britishism formed in the tradition of Cockney rhyming slang and which derives from an old kids' TV show by that name (featuring a different story every day)

What's the jackanory? (i.e. What happened? What's going on?)

by elian November 15, 2004

jocking

to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone

Brandon, constantly laughing, smiling, lightly touching and generally talking up a storm, was jocking Amanda.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

hoes jockin

Bitches bein' all up on yo' shit.

"I ain't gon' lie man my shit tight / Hoes jockin' got 'em stoppin' like a red light." -Young Jeezy

by Diezelicious November 29, 2013

jockin

Stealing someones style or personal affect. Like frontin, but less serious.

Did you see Kristin? She is totally jockin you!

by c_note October 27, 2004

jackanus

a less provocative insult you use when someone does or says something just plain retarded

jason:that dude right there shaved his pubes over the toilet and clogged the crap outta it.

you:whata jackanus

by Dice Breakus October 7, 2009

Swagger Jocking

Act of overly complimenting, praising, obsessing about someone’s style, talent, personality.

Damn, I know I'm funny but sometimes my sister compliments me so much it's just out of hand... she's always swagger jocking!

by Jannini via IRIDER April 29, 2008