Jizznote

Instead of using a tissue, a male climaxes onto a plain white piece of paper and then folds it into note-form.

"I wouldn't accuse Tommy of masterbating, but I found a jizznote by the computer."

by Jiffy Peej May 30, 2007

Jizzitus

the after shock of licking chris smith's botch.

i have jizzitus on my shoulder.

by MR. HALO 2! November 19, 2004

jizzit

to visit someone at college for the sole reason of having sex.

I'm going to jizzit Tiffany tomorrow.

by bitch say wha December 9, 2009

jizzits

For when playing soggy muffin but all you have is Cheez-Its

“All we have is Cheez-Its so I guess we’ll be playing a game of jizzits tonight”

by obilongjohn August 23, 2019

Jizzpot

A jizzpot is a big fat skank (Bitch) in leggings, usually found sat in cafe's eating the biggest breakfast on the menu with ten kids in tow, they're mainly called jizzpots because of there amount of kids and lack of fathers

Shane, look at that fat fucking jizzpot over there, shouldn't them kids be at school, Look at that rip in the arse of her leggings, fat cunt

by Maria67 March 19, 2011

Jizzpot

A person who holds the same significance of a pot of semen (aka. Jizz). First heard of in south west England, the phrase is now commonly used throughout England.

Oh my god Logan, you're such a jizzpot

by Kingwanger August 22, 2017

Jizzit

When you visit someone with the intention of participating in sexual activities.

"If you're not busy this evening I can pop round for a quick jizzit."

by Dharosie October 22, 2020