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jizzed in my pants 

To get a huge shock.
I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...
jizzed in my pants by pantswetter November 23, 2010

jizzed up 

1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
jizzed up by igotthedefs February 13, 2009

jizzed up 

when you are covered in the creamy substance that is used to make babies, aka semen
guy 1: You should have seen how I left Susan last night, she was all jizzed up.

guy 2: zoinks
jizzed up by Scoobysnacker December 22, 2022

Jizzed Up 

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov
Bro I'm jizzed up right now

Jizzed Up 

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov
Bro I'm jizzed up right now

Jizzed-up snack fiddler 

(n.) A slang term
Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.