Jizzacorn is when you are having sex with your girlfriend or wife or boyfriend or who ever and blow a huge load into their hair, you then quickly swirl the load into their hair making it look like a unicorn horn, then you quickly open your fanny pack and take out handfuls of rainbow glitter and toss all over their beautiful, sweaty body and freshly jizzed in hair. This a rarely seen mystical creature only talked about in legend and lore.
How was your night, it was awesome a made a jizzacorn in my room last night, never seen one before that.
by Bshifters January 23, 2020
Get the JIZZACORN mug.You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
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Get the Rizzatronics mug.A really mediocre gamemode on Garry's Mod that people seem to like for some reason even though the story is absolute garbage, and the characters look like ripoff animal crossing characters. Also it's made by lettuce guacamole burrito tomato people which degrades the game even further.
Some Delusional 12 yr kid: Hey wanna play Jazzstronauts?
Normal Person: No wtf gtfo of here all my homies play gmod realism.
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