Jizztastic

Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.

Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."

by iShoulddaPulledOut November 8, 2011

jizztastic

(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself

oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.

by thezongo December 17, 2009

jiztastical

Made up by two idiots a few years ago, this word is offered as a response to something amazing, or something so completely awesome that you will automatically, and undoubtably, jizz inside your trousers. Or pants.

1: dude, the new Grand Theft Auto 5 gameplay looks jiztastical

2: man those yoga pants on her look jiztastical

by adefblackguy September 14, 2013

Jizzastic

A fantastic sexual encounter that ends shorty after male ejaculation.

Wow, I fucked your mom for this morning it was Jizzastic!!!!

by Kilzhot September 22, 2009

jimptastic

Describes something that has the effect to cause someone to jimp.

Her donk is jimptastic.

by Negrodomus07 December 31, 2009

Jizztasmic

It's pretty self explanatory.

DAT ASS.... be so Jizztasmic

by MandaMexicana August 5, 2010

Jontastic

An open close shift.

A: I'm working 15 hours today. Doing a 9-Cl.
B: That's fully jontastic!

by Cassie Rich January 7, 2009