Jippii Minigolf

Possibly one of the best online games ever invented.

Check it out, this guy is actually playing Jippii minigolf. He has to be cool.

by Jordan Alton May 14, 2005

Jippod

To be 'Jippod' is to be harrassed by a small person, or have them make a fool of you.

"That (Jodie) Jippo was pretending she had a sexual fetish last night. I felt well Jippod."

by Lowri. February 14, 2006

jipocolypse

Jipocolypse is the combination of all jips that has ever occured in the history of mankind, rolled into one huge jip which will eventually rip the fabric of time into pieces, causing the whole universe to become frozen is a jipped state. This will occur when the universes jip coefficent is .916. Once a person gets jipped, the coeficient rises by the smallest fraction, but when someone is the jipper, the coefficient decreases. But here is where the complexity starts. In order to become the jipper, someone must be jipped, increasing the coeficient, but by jipping someone, you have decreased the coeficient by the same ammount. Therefore unbalanced jips will cause the world to end.

Man1: "Oh shit, the jipocolypse is coming."
Man2: *sigh* "We got jipped."

by Hakki October 3, 2006

jippy

(adj) Pertaining to or characteristic of criminal behavior. Comes from jip, the acronym form of justice-involved person, the new official San Francisco PC term for a convicted felon.

Kid: "Hey dad, I'm heading off to Upgrayedd's house to shoot up hero- I mean study AP Physics. Laters on the menjay!"
Parent: "Ok, sport. I'm happy you found some nicer and more wholesome friends. Your old buddies Poindexter and Eugene always seemed like they were up to no good. Hanging out at the library all the time seemed super jippy. I know kids just go there to smoke drugs."
Kid: "Sure dad, I'll come back after we finish robbing the liq- uh...I mean cramming for that test."
Parent: "Go get 'em, chief."

by Nicholas D September 1, 2019

your best friend jippy

hip-hip/artist producer similar to mf doom dudes kinda crazy and shit goes hard, you can check his shit on soundcloud, bandcamp, and other stuff but mainly those 2 he posts regularly on dat

if u like mf doom and that typa music and that shit speak to u like ong speak through ya mind then this guy will fosho be yo best friend trust

"yo u heard of your best friend jippy"
"no who tf that"
"nigga hes not very popular but hotter than the sun check his shit!!"

by ook13 June 21, 2022

Jippynick

A small asian fellow that enjoys engaging with other men, and uses their genitalia as a pogo stick.

Person 1:Tally-ho, Stephen! What has one been up to lately?
Person 2:Just seen my local Jippynick, Jonathan, what about you, old chap?

by champerz_blud November 9, 2011

Jipple

When a girl with the first letter of her name beginning with J gets her nipples pierced.

Singular ‘jip’

Have you seen Josie’s new jipples?

by JippyJo February 2, 2019