jewtitude

The degree or amplitude of stinginess or cheapness shown by an individual, particularly those of the jewish faith.

My boss needs to tone down his jewtitude. I have to make sure every damn check is the right amount so he doesn't jew me.

by IMAGINE326 July 25, 2011

jewkie

(noun) a jew with a cookie; or a freshly baked jew.

HEY LOOK...its a JEWKIE!!;
Mom: What do you want for supper, timmy?
Timmy: I want a JEWKIE!!
Mom: No, no dessert before dinner.

by iLikeMoney Money May 29, 2008

jewfie

A Jew from Newfoundland.

Mix of Newfie and Jewish.

So a Canadian, and American, and a Jewfie all go into a bar...

by foreign hand January 5, 2005

jewtionary

A book where you may look up words that are commonly used by jewish people.

I didn't know what she said... i had to look it up in the jewtionary.

by PDiggs July 17, 2007

Jewticles

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.

"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"

by sweatgirl March 27, 2010

heebie jewbie

The creeping fear among non-racists and liberals that the Jewish Conspiracy to Take Over the World may in fact be true.

"Dude, Nathan Sharansky gives me the Heebie Jewbies!"

by jojoball April 4, 2007

jewtescu

a jew for jesus, or a christian who attends synagoge

yo jewtescu! you enjoy reading the bible with a yamaka on saturday?

that kid is such a jewtescu. hes a jesus frak but has the biggest freaking nose ever.

by Arty D April 11, 2008