Jewshbag

A Jewish douchebag - (pronounced joosh-bag)

My father didn't give me anything for my barmitzvah.... he's such a Jewshbag

by Long Island Stew January 11, 2009

Jethro Margin

An extremely gay person, who thinks he is friends with everyone, but no-body actually likes him. Bad at all sport, especially soccer. A Jethro Margin is typically not good looking.

Ronald: Hey, your gayer than a Jethro Margin.

Manny: Hey not cool, than was dog man.

by pseudonym boy August 25, 2010

jewhut

Tesco is a company owned by jews so there for it is the hut of jew.

Dude im going to jewhut anyone want anything?

by geary December 9, 2012

jewhacks

jewhacks can only be used by jews or what we like to call, Jewmericans.

Ive got leet jewhacks and i own face

by brandon star April 4, 2008

Jewhouse

A jew that doesn't stop talking, and doesn't admit to being Jewish in public

Man, that Mike Uhouse is such a Jewhouse

by Jewman666 April 27, 2010

Jewphoric

adj. A euphoric state, somehow related to a person, place, or thing that is/semi-related to Judaism or being Jewish. Other Forms: Jewphoria (n), Jewphor (p.n.), Jewphoricly (adv). Close confuser: Jewphoria, n, the euphoric feeling that a jew experiences when they see money!

when you posted that your brother got into NYJew (read: NYU), I was jewphoric!

by jewliah April 22, 2011

jewterus

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.

Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.

by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014