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Wheeling Jesuit

n. A Jesuit institution of intellectual fortitude comprised of some of hottest bitches east of the Mississippi. A refuge for rowdiness that is unparalleled by any other college or institution. Mad congregations at The Alpha. Basically, Wheeling Jesuit University is founded upon the Jesuit tradition of academic excellence and service to others.
Cowboy: Where the fuck am I?
Scared freshman student: You drove through the fence at the back entrance, took out the security cart, and slayed some hot bitch in my top bunk last night. Do you even go to Wheeling Jesuit?
by Wild Jack May 12, 2009
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Jesuit

That Jesuit was going on about how transubstantiation doesn't happen during mass.

The Jesuits are butchering the Catholic doctrine and telling the masses what their ears are itching to hear.
by Disdanus Maximus September 20, 2017
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McQuaid Jesuit High School

An all guys school that has a ridiculous tuition, but good at sports and the students receive a good education. As one could guess, buttsex is prevalent in this school.
"You go to McQuaid?"
"Yeah."
"Wow, your ass must be sore, huh?"
"Used to get like that. I just don't feel it anymore."
by Indigo Montoya April 28, 2005
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wheeling jesuit

Older high school kids.
immaturity @ its finest.
the guys are faggots
the girls are sluts
hey man, lets go kick the shit out of some jesuit fags.
by rat July 14, 2003
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Jesuits

If you want torture, they've got it: iron maidens, thumbscrews (the original gameboys), the rack (not tits, folks), the wheel, cat o' ninetails, anal pears, whips, water-torture (but not Chinese because Jesuits considered them heathens), and painful vises to make you confess even imaginary vices! This is the Spanish Inquisition at its finest. You want zealots; Jesuits are Zealot's-R-Us's finest antique models.
Can you think of anything better than being brutally tortured until you confess to being a filthy heathen (probably a jew) in love with (and having had vast orgies with the minions of) Satan?

What a bunch of bastards...
"Jesuits?"
"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
(partly taken from Monty Python)
by Spork_damage May 7, 2007
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A Jesuit

A Jesuit is a name given to someone who's aims to disunify within a squad by means of playing tricks and/or backstabbing, usually in the interest of other crews.
Peter: "Why does Ignatius keep accidentally scoring in our goal? He's busting our game!"
Paul: "He probably a Jesuit from the other team."
by Standaloe May 25, 2018
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DeSmet Jesuit

A school that likes to talk a lot on instagram but physically cannot beat CBC in anything
We are playing DeSmet Jesuit tonight, gonna be an easy win.
by urmom246 September 25, 2022
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