n. A Jesuit institution of intellectual fortitude comprised of some of hottest bitches east of the Mississippi. A refuge for rowdiness that is unparalleled by any other college or institution. Mad congregations at The Alpha. Basically, Wheeling Jesuit University is founded upon the Jesuit tradition of academic excellence and service to others.
Cowboy: Where the fuck am I?
Scared freshman student: You drove through the fence at the back entrance, took out the security cart, and slayed some hot bitch in my top bunk last night. Do you even go to Wheeling Jesuit?
Scared freshman student: You drove through the fence at the back entrance, took out the security cart, and slayed some hot bitch in my top bunk last night. Do you even go to Wheeling Jesuit?
by Wild Jack May 12, 2009
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The Jesuits are butchering the Catholic doctrine and telling the masses what their ears are itching to hear.
The Jesuits are butchering the Catholic doctrine and telling the masses what their ears are itching to hear.
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An all guys school that has a ridiculous tuition, but good at sports and the students receive a good education. As one could guess, buttsex is prevalent in this school.
"You go to McQuaid?"
"Yeah."
"Wow, your ass must be sore, huh?"
"Used to get like that. I just don't feel it anymore."
"Yeah."
"Wow, your ass must be sore, huh?"
"Used to get like that. I just don't feel it anymore."
by Indigo Montoya April 28, 2005
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Get the wheeling jesuit mug.If you want torture, they've got it: iron maidens, thumbscrews (the original gameboys), the rack (not tits, folks), the wheel, cat o' ninetails, anal pears, whips, water-torture (but not Chinese because Jesuits considered them heathens), and painful vises to make you confess even imaginary vices! This is the Spanish Inquisition at its finest. You want zealots; Jesuits are Zealot's-R-Us's finest antique models.
Can you think of anything better than being brutally tortured until you confess to being a filthy heathen (probably a jew) in love with (and having had vast orgies with the minions of) Satan?
What a bunch of bastards...
Can you think of anything better than being brutally tortured until you confess to being a filthy heathen (probably a jew) in love with (and having had vast orgies with the minions of) Satan?
What a bunch of bastards...
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Peter: "Why does Ignatius keep accidentally scoring in our goal? He's busting our game!"
Paul: "He probably a Jesuit from the other team."
Paul: "He probably a Jesuit from the other team."
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