Jewretz

Jewretz (aka the 15inch wonder) is an old legend. The Jewretz was a man who abused ratchets. Jewretz cared nothing of peoples' opinions or what was seen as socially accepted. Disregarding authority and respect to women, he took not what was his, but what was others.

"Just because there is a goalie, does not mean I can not score" -Jewretz

"A hole is a hole" - Jewretz

"If she is down to fuck, she is attractive"- Jewretz

"No always means Yes"- Jewretz

Have you met Jewretz?

by Jewretz (the legend) January 22, 2013

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Jenette McCurdy

Co-star in the Nick show iCarly, should be the main actress but Miranda Cosgrove decided to be a bitch and take the position from her. Jenette is also a singer, and what differs from Miranda Cosgrove is that she doesn't need voice enhancement to make her voice sonud nice.

"Miranda Cosgrove is coming to the studio today"
"F***!! The voice enhancement machines are broken!!!"
"Why can't we get Jenette McCurdy???"
"Yeah, she should totally be the lead in iCarly and not the whiny bitch."

by FredIsARubberDuck February 19, 2010

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Jenette

Is a gorgeous person, when she walks into the room everyone stops and stares at her. Great sense of style and can turn on any man, woman, or child with her combination of butt, boobs, and eyes.

Scene everyone is at a volleyball game, a girl enters, the game stops, audience turns their head and everyone gasp in aw of Jenette's beauty, especially Ryan.

by shimmychong May 3, 2011

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