jewmas

What jews do when the rest of the world celebrates christmas:

1. go to the movies
2. go to a chinese restaurant

why? these are the only places open!

Jewmas this year will be <i>Night of the Living Dead</i>, <i>Death Bed: The Bed That Eats</i>, <i>Bad Santa</i>, and then dinner at Hou Long.

by backfisch December 20, 2004

jewcob

A jewish person with the name Jacob. He normally owes people money, but is very rich himself. The nickname "Jewcob" can also refure to a non jewish person with the name Jacob, but shows stereotypical jewish trates and owe people money.

Jewcob owes me £10 from when i brought him lunch.
My friend Jewcob is actually called jacob!

by Bob_The_Writer March 20, 2014

JewMan

The superhero of the Jews he can fly because of his candles at the bottom of his feet, he has a Star of David on his chest and he throws pennies at the enemy. His only villains are Adolf and Captain Aschwitz. His sidekick is JewBoy.

Is it a quarter? No it's a dime?

No it's JewMan!

by SwaggyJew March 30, 2017

jewmanji

A Jewish version of the classic board game "Jumanji" in which players must survive the Holocaust as players in Jumanji had to survive the forest.

"Hey Colin, get over here so we can play some Jewmanji!"

by Kyle & Bella October 17, 2005

jewmorous

stereotypical jewish humor in movies and shows jews are allowed to laugh at, but non-jews aren't, because they don't "get it".

I never really got into Seinfeld, it's a little too jewmorous for me.

by Brohanna December 3, 2010

jewmosexual

A Jewish homosexual.

I'm Jewish and a homosexual, therefore I am a Jewmosexual

by Erock7566 September 3, 2013

Jewhouse

A jew that doesn't stop talking, and doesn't admit to being Jewish in public

Man, that Mike Uhouse is such a Jewhouse

by Jewman666 April 27, 2010