Jewmormish

A person who is Jewish, Mormon and and Amish. It is believed these are the people responsible for writing soap operas. They lack the ability to create realistic scenarios and dialog, and portray daily life in a skewed view only possible from someone who is religiously confused. The environments are often unrealistic, using excessively bright lights which would never exist in every day households.

Jewmormish writers are responsible for The Young and The Restless being poorly written.

by Matchel Vixen April 17, 2011

Jewperior

A Jewish person of superior Jewish standing, in that particular Jewish Community.

You can't tell me what to do, I'm Jewperior, I have Jewperiority.

I'm Jewperior, so I will be lighting the sabbath candles.

by The Jewperior August 23, 2011

jewberry jamboree

The ultimate insult

Sam keuler is a Jewberry jamboree

by KalebFuDresne August 15, 2023

Jewberg

Reference for one of jewish decent. Particularly used when the persons last name ends in -berg. Which is a good portion of the time.

Anybody seen John? Yo, jewberg, where you hidin'?

by flabimus prime May 7, 2009

Jewber Jabber

It's the word used to describe the speech used by people living in Israel. Most notably so, when they are speaking quickly and you cannot distinguish one word from another.

All I hear is Jewber Jabber?

by Omnipotentia November 2, 2015

jacob the jewler

a famous jewler located in the diomnd district of new york hes in the game def jam fight for new york. hes known by many rappers because he supplies them with bling

ill take you to the dimond district and introuduce you to jacob- 50 cent from the song get in my car. im going back to cali with my jacob on see how time fly-the game from the song hate it or love it.

by hey what r u eating April 22, 2005

JewBerry

A slang term for a Blackberry phone, normally used to indicate the general audience that uses them.

Jacob checks his stock portfolio on his new JewBerry.

by your mother trebek June 5, 2009