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Butt Jewelry

A homosexual human accessory.

A homosexual boyfriend when used as an accessory, involving no emotional feeling.
"Do you think Matt loves his boyfriend or is he just butt jewelry?"

"Hey, did you meet Chaz's new boyfriend yet?" "No, are they serious?" "Nah, just butt jewelry I think." "Oh."
by assmasterzero November 2, 2009
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The Jeweler

For women: When you are having sex with a guy you don't like, have them place anal beads in your ass and when he is about to cum, have him yank the anal beads out of your ass quickly, making you shit all over him.
Rember that asshole Brian that cheated on me? Well I gave him the jeweler last night.
by russiandoc April 12, 2010
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Jewelry

A wide ranging currency that men use to reimburse women for sexual favors. The highest denomination in the jewelry economic scale is diamonds, with gold being the most common unit.
I wanted to make sure that I could fuck the shit out of that skunt for the rest of the month, so I gave her a bunch of jewelry. Greedy bitch...
by billberto May 6, 2005
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Jewelry

Most times, one hecuva waste of money. And I'm a girl.
Let's buy some jewelry!

Nooo I want to play lazer tag instead.
by blickery August 6, 2008
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dick jewelry

A girl. The expression comes from the fact that many girls are merely symbols of achievement for males. A ring is a symbol of wealth or achievement worn on the finger; similarly a girl is a symbol of achievement worn on the dick. In simpler terms: a girl is nothing more than something hopefully pretty that you wear on your dick, like the ring from above.
John: Man, Robs chick is hot!!
Phil: Yeah, shes one fine piece of dick jewelry
by Phil McCrakin October 16, 2006
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Jewelleein

Slang for a fucking clown boy "juggalo".
Also is racist and a damn pedophile.
"Jewelleein is gonna get his ass kicked by everyone."

"Jewelleein is a fuckin' fag"
by Freekshow July 6, 2009
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Jewelly

Jewelly is usually a very charasmatic girl. She is very athletic and gorgeous. She usually has a big booty and green eyes. Jewellys are naturally good at everything but seem to have trust issues in relationships, or trust to much. She

usually gets stabbed in the back because she sees good in people who have done nothing but bad. Jewellys are also kind but can be bitches as well, it depends on the day.
"why is Jewelly so good at everything". "Jealous"
by Swampaligator November 14, 2018
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