Jewper Mario

Racist term used to describe a person who feels that it's necessary to grab as many, if not every, single coin in the stage.

Mario: Look at all of the coins! I'm going to spend minutes on end trying to jump high enough to get all of them!
Luigi: Stop being such a Jewper Mario!

by SmashKai November 26, 2010

Jewbert

One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.

"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"

by Charter Smith May 21, 2006

Jewperior

A Jewish person of superior Jewish standing, in that particular Jewish Community.

You can't tell me what to do, I'm Jewperior, I have Jewperiority.

I'm Jewperior, so I will be lighting the sabbath candles.

by The Jewperior August 23, 2011

jewberry jamboree

The ultimate insult

Sam keuler is a Jewberry jamboree

by KalebFuDresne August 15, 2023

Jewberg

Reference for one of jewish decent. Particularly used when the persons last name ends in -berg. Which is a good portion of the time.

Anybody seen John? Yo, jewberg, where you hidin'?

by flabimus prime May 7, 2009

driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

jewelry box

A woman's vagina that is adorned with several pieces of jewelry. Rings, studs, etc.

"How did you date with that Suicide Girl go?"

"Really well. Turns out she has quite the jewelry box down there!"

by adamythos May 29, 2007