Jewlez Syndrome

the worst of all syndromes started on COD zombies here a young girl was struck down so many times she was given a syndrome it is extremely contagious and if possible avoided at all costs. the symptoms for said syndrome are as follows: an unwanted increase of physical gravity causing one to "go down" a lot, and the sudden urge to surf "the brown"

Steven:"hey wyatt you keep going down, do you need life alert?
Wyatt:"no man, its this damn Jewlez syndrome"

by Lord O'Pimps May 1, 2014

Kendall the jeweler

The twink with a thing for his gem cutting machine from yonderland.

He only has a few lines and then gets killed off but those few scenes were enough to make us love him. He even got to be employee of the month.

His walk was described as being so "waking in high heels on a tight rope camp that it looks like he's dislocated both his hips"- Larry Rickard

Person 1: Why should I watch yonderland?
Person 2: you get to see Kendall the jeweler
Person 1: ok deal
Person 2: (little did they know, he doesn't even last a full episode hehe)

by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 15, 2021

Jewplex

A Jewish family that owns a duplex and rents it out to two different families for a profit.

My dad paid my tuition with Jewplex money.

by metoothanksb June 17, 2016

jewclear

When a person of Jewish descent becomes extremely upset and yells at everyone without becoming physically violent.

My Jewish friend was upset when the waitress brought out the wrong drink order and went jewclear!

by Funnyman83 August 30, 2011

Jewdeo

Similar to the angry bronco, except the chick must be Jewish and instead of telling her that her sister is tighter you perform the Nazi salute and yell sieg heil repeatedly. A cowboy hat is obviously not necessary.

"How'd you get that black eye?"

"I was with this hot Jewish chick and performed a jewdeo."

by Blonduoshrellirinn August 28, 2009

Jewlet

A cute Jewish infant

Wow...watch those Jewlets play with that dreidel

by B. Zucksz February 6, 2008

Jewelery whore

Is a man or a woman who likes jewelery so much that they get married and divorced just so they can get more jewelery

This is Nancy's 4th marriage she's such a jewelery whore.

by Pcake31 December 13, 2017