Jewcopter

A helicopter made from salvaged parts found at the bargain bin. Jewcopters tend to be quite dodgy as the parts are usually made by stereochinks to ensure minimum wages and cost production. The jewcopter has many weapons like white phosphorus to dump over UN schools in Palestine. Another common feature is the Jew-strike, the ability to drop 20 Jews simultaneously in magnetic suits to pick up loose change.

Over recent years the jewcopter has evolved into a sentient being, and a war is in the making. Since Jewcopters have evolved they are known to be quite desperate, often sodomizing men, women, children, animals, corpses and even plants. A jewcopter can turn into a nuclear jewbomb, converting anyone in a 200km radius into Jews. IF a bomb like this were to hit the east coast of America it would be fatal for the world's economic resources because the JewPU (Jewish Central Procssing Unit) is unable to invest, donate and trade.

Boy: Aww Jenny your dad doesn't have a helicopter, its a fucking Jewcopter.

What that a bird, was that a plane?
No it was a jewcopter.

A.Fuck Run!
B.Why?
A.That jewcopter just raped that little girl.
B.Nice.

by GWinstonB July 6, 2009

JewCoin

Any Small Amount Of A Generally Accepted Currency.

Bob: I would like a dumpling please.
Employee: Then give 14 JewCoins please.
Bob: Here are The JewCoins Now give dumpling bro.

by GeeveDumplingBro July 14, 2011

Jewmonster

1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout

"HOLY CRAP the jewmonster's tearing up northern england....lets get a taco"

by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007

Jewton

Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.

"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."

by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006

jewcoon

a kid that has rings around his eyes and is greedy at lunch

the jewcoon is gredy at lunch

by wbw756 April 11, 2009

jewcount

A Jewish discount.
A discount not even worth mentioning.
Of little to no discount.

Jewcount example - Lou trying to sell homemade cookies..

Lou: "In terms of price: normally, boxes will retail for $3.95 each + delivery (each box has 10 x 10gm cookies). HOWEVER, on the day of the contest, as well as having some samples for you guys to try, I will be doing a special of $3.80 per box."

Markos's reply: "I wish you hadn't given such a large discout Lou, with the 15c saving, queues are starting to form already.

Anybody queing up at PTC to secure cookies at a huge discount rate, please do so on the easement to avoid congestion out the front of the gym.

Camping facilities are available."

by GHOSTrun September 4, 2009

jewcola

The carbonated beverage often enjoyed by the Jewish community.

Man, that Jewcola tasted like crap. Dude... your not Jewish.

by teh hobo May 28, 2007