The act of a television show, movie, book, video game or other content taking a character with an ambiguous, undefined or potential LGBT orientation and giving them a straight love interest to affirm that the character is heterosexual. Media often does this to eliminate the possibility of LGBT relationships becoming canon, or speculation of a character's sexual orientation.
The eventual hetification of this character will ruin his relationship dynamic with his male friend.
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Diego is sick, he got another rat disease from eating trash, he is so Jessified now.
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Hey, the potatoes are done they are jurified, they have reached jurification!
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Justification against Victims of Capitalism Example: A politician arguing against a living wage by stating, “Low wages are what give young people the hunger to climb the ladder. Struggle builds character.” This justification against victims of capitalism transmutes systemic economic coercion into a moral virtue, suggesting that being underpaid is a beneficial rite of passage rather than exploitation.
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Justification against Victims of Western Colonialism and Imperialism Example: “Yes, the colonial period was harsh, but it ended tribal warfare and gave them modern states and Christianity.” This justification acknowledges harm only to immediately discount it by asserting a superior alternative was provided, framing the violence as a difficult but necessary education.
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Justification against Victims of Neoliberalism Example: “We had to privatize the water supply and raise rates to attract investment and ensure long-term efficiency. Yes, some can’t pay, but vouchers are available. The old system was unsustainable.” This justification frames a loss of a public good as a tough, responsible choice, painting victims as casualties of progress against backwardness.
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