A welcome activity that distracts you from the boredom of your everyday life. Involves texting amusing movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes or general randomness back and forth with a text-jester. Usually lasts until one out-jests the other.
Yesterday I did not do ANY work. I was too busy text-jesting with your dad from 12-4pm. It began with him sending one that said, 'I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'
by Fdurdad January 12, 2010
Get the text-jesting mug.Sexiest mofo nigga out there in the world deep ass voice all the guys out there want it. His voice is just like complete sex. Also very intelligent good influence to most friends of him. Fun guy to be around with. May be boring in person but when you are not face to face with him he is the funniest guy you will ever meet. He may act like he's black but trust me he straight up wigga. Knows how to dress (at times) he stays hella fresh and also pimpin.
1st Person: Yo did you see that guy he looks hella fresh!
2nd Person: I know yo I think his name is Jeton.
1st Person: Man i'd like to meet him I wanna know how to stay that hella fresh and pimpin.
2nd Person: I know yo I think his name is Jeton.
1st Person: Man i'd like to meet him I wanna know how to stay that hella fresh and pimpin.
by TheOneInDaStands May 27, 2011
Get the Jeton mug.In modern usage, an Jenton is a unit of measurement of time of the duration of 45 minutes, or 2700 seconds past the original expected arrival time. It is ¼ of 1/24th of a median Earth day. An Jenton in the Universal Coordinated Time (UTC) time standard can include a negative or positive leap seconds depending on a rage of factors include but not limited to mood, wardrobe malfunctions, hair or traffic, and may therefore have a duration of 2699 or 2701 seconds for adjustment purposes.
If you are set to arrive at a location at 2:00 and have every intention of arriving there at 2:00 but fail to calculate how long it will take to do hair, makeup, wardrobe changes, traffic or the actual duration of time it would take the average person just to get to said location it is best to add a Jenton or two.
If called by any one waiting for you at said location at the prescribed time, you must assure them no matter how ridiculous it may sound that you are on your way and you will be there in a few minutes. This ensures that the Jenton Unit of measure stays in tact.
If called by any one waiting for you at said location at the prescribed time, you must assure them no matter how ridiculous it may sound that you are on your way and you will be there in a few minutes. This ensures that the Jenton Unit of measure stays in tact.
by Dr. Lagbehind February 14, 2010
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by Brodium Dudeconate July 13, 2010
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Jestoni is a good person
by anonymous June 7, 2021
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