Jerkle Circle

It’s just a friend date. Nothing more, nothing less.

Me: “Hey you down to have a jerkle circle this weekend?”
Friends: “Hell yeah bro let’s hang”

by Pig-Benis March 29, 2019

jerted

An expression, which relates to bamboozling an individual, or something said to someone when an unfortunate event happens, or a combination of the two.

Chad: Wow your wife cheated on you with your dog?
Beta:Yeah
Chad: Wow get fucking jerted.

by Sargon Daddysho October 30, 2019

Jurtle100

A big nigga that watches a shit ton of hentai.

Yo look at that Jurtle100 he busted for the 5th time this second

by penisman42069xxxpussyslayer August 1, 2020

Jertly

Jertly is the name of Twitch streamer Pluunos god, he dies and come back to life often due to the fact he is immortal

“All hail Jertly”
“Who?”
“ALL HAIL JERTLY”

by Vixhatesdixs February 19, 2022

jerklecock

'verb' To jerk ones cock under water - derivative of snorkle and jerk.
'noun' Slang, insult - to incriminate someone as an underwater wanker.

He jerklecocked his own asslick in the swimming pool

Nattydred is a jerklecock.

by mrbond May 3, 2003

Porty Jertkle

1.)Phrase used to describe a fucking idiot, accidentally created through a random key tapping frenzy (such as "fdkjghdfkjgh") that resulted in real pronouncable words. The context of this caused it to seem like an insulting phrase, that of which it came to actually be.

2.)Deriving from the words potty and jerk, "Porty jerktle" is a phrase that was used by the Phonecians in 1235 A.D. when they could not find words to describe the stupidity of a young man in their tribe who, while having passionate sex with his fat girlfriend, knocked over a lamp causing the entire town to go up in flames. They therefore took these two words and put them into one phrase to describe this stupid, stupid bitch. Like seriously; "Who has sex with fat girls?", they wondered(they didnt care about the fire, just the fat girl part).

"Victor, you slept with a corpse you fucking PORTY JERTKLE!"

by Rafi_and_Mike November 13, 2005

Jortle

When something jolts and startles you at the same time.

Someone almost rear ended me in traffic, and it made me jortle.

by Simmaines August 20, 2017