Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".
He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.
by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022
Get the jerkoff-alpha mug.When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.
Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.
Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
by mark86 May 30, 2009
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Get the jackhammer jerkoff mug.The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.
Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
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Colton: Im so happy we are so close
Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.
by Waskar March 14, 2011
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My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
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