jerumpkano

The splash of terlet water on your balls or ass because of forceful dumping while giving yourself a jerumpkin. Similiar to a blumpkano.

Note: Degrees of splash are important. If water hits your balls, ass and taint it's a category 3 jerumpkano.

The category 3 jerumpkano caused me to evacuate the terlet seat as I was unable to concentrate on finishing the jerumpkin.

by Antler* February 29, 2008

jenkum

defecation which is used as an inhalant to get intoxicated

I used up a whole jar of jenkum last night, man did I get wasted

by Dj $tress August 25, 2009

Jenus

A little duck, or a person who does not sleep but at the same time sleeps too much. This person lives in a perpetual state of being adorable and juju. The Weeknd's biggest fan. Has to live with accidentally being called Jesus by the substitute teacher their entire life. Not a combination of Jesus and Anus. Also may be referred to as "Juju" as the two terms are interchangeable.

Substitute Teacher: Jesus?
Jenus: it's actually "Jenus"

by Fkin right January 25, 2019

jenem

A silly word used by needy girls to show that they think something or some act is cute. Meanwhile, boys hate it .

Boy: You are the best thing that ever happened to me.
Girl: Jenem.
Boy: i think we should break up.

by Gariosso February 8, 2017

jewummer

Derived from the combination of the three words Jewish Insane Drummer the jewummer is habitual to CT and can be seen at locations such as the Empress or Webster.
Very protective of themselves when there Jewish Inhertinace is insulted but this does not refrain them form eating pork and pork products

"I saw a Jewummer at this club the other night he was playing in this band called The Morning After"

by Sharpie February 5, 2005

jexum

a faggot that sucks at at Madden, thinks he's better at CoD than everyone, but really just sucks. He lives off his parents' wealth. He spends more time on his gaming system than he does trying to get pussy. He has a short penis. He advertises weight-loss pills for free anal beads. He thinks he's cool because a NAII college signed him for baseball. He is very salty, although he doesn't know the definition of that word.

"Jexum. Jexum. Where you at? Oh, Jexum rage quit at life.

by tiedeman22 March 30, 2015

jenmer

Jenmer means big dick,kindest, sweetest boy you'll ever meet. Plus he will never leave your side.

I will love a jenmer with his kind sweet face

by Mr.chingarodor24 November 8, 2019