jesum petes

Politely substituted for "Jesus Christ" in mixed company.

"Jesum Petes he slapped that bitch hard!"

by Jerome Todd April 19, 2018

Jesumijuwonlo

Jesumijuwonlo is a yoruba name used for stubborn people who think they are cool but not actually cool in manners

Jesumijuwonlo is annoying

by Praise micheal December 3, 2020

jeumpa

Flower name in Aceh

Jeumpa flower

by Jr_Az December 1, 2021

Jesum

The term for when Jesus ejaculates.

Jesus was jerkin his man meat and jesumed all over himself.

by Killam97 January 19, 2019

Jesum

To urinate inside someone's anus, often like aiming at a dart board.

I took a chick home last night and finished the night with a jesum.

by Badshrooms May 25, 2015

jehumbalabumdrum

constant butt fuckery

He was so fed up with the jehumbalabumdrum that he lost his mind.

by Thepoet21 August 21, 2008

Jekulese

Jek⋅yul⋅es⋅ay

Adjective. The Act of being or attempting to be an Asshole with regards to lack of sleep.

Noun. An Asshole to those who have not Slept.

"Don't be such a Jekulese! I didn't sleep last night."

by NuQ February 16, 2009