jerkidextrous

When a fly nigga is able to whack off with either hand.

Jehosephat: Dood i gots my left hand in a cast after a freak scooter incident.

Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!

by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010

jenkify

The process of automating build (test) of a software project using the open source continues integration tool jenkins.

Will you please jenkify the helloWorld project?

by radan November 28, 2013

Circle-Jerking

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.

"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."

by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011

Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).

I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!

by jendigedig July 26, 2016

jehk

The word "jerk" said in a Boston accent.
It's also a new "thing" in my school.

Stop drawrin' on meh cah, yeh jehk!
Translation: Stop drawing on my car, you jehk!

by Oh em gee it's Rachel. September 23, 2005

Leeroy Jenkins

Leeroy Jenkins- Doing it Leeroy Jenkins Style. Meaning to do something so bloody wild that youll be talked about for months because it was bloody insane.

Running into a Boss in a dungeon in World of Warcraft Solo Taking on mobs of up to 100 all level 55 screaming "LEEEEERRROOOOYYY JJJJENNNKKINNSSSS!!!"

The above is a classic example of "Doin it Leeroy Jenkins Style"

by Bazwalt July 23, 2005

the pluto jenkins

the pluto jenkins is an otherworldy phenomenon that only happens once every 200 years. it only happens to a select few individuals. individuals that catche the pluto jenkins often feel as if they have new found super-powers such as: ability to fly, x-ray vision, the ability to rap very fast, and speak alien.

homie 1: "dude, i think i caught the pluto jenkins"
homie 2: "dude, no way"
homie 1: "yeah dude, i think i can fly now."
homie 2: "yeah you should try"

by dolla10gs2 November 22, 2007