Jerryism

The religion based on the person and teachings of Jerry, the Panda god, or his beliefs and practices.

No specific religious practices are practiced however, Jerry is known to live amoung us on Earth and all who acknowledge the many milenia year old panda are rewarded with a long and happy life.

Miranda, "What religion do follow?"
CJ, "Jerryism, but it's not just a religion. It is the definition of life. It frees ones soul."

by TheMouthOfJerry August 14, 2019

Jerry Anderson

The weird band director of McDowell who walks around with his MacBook and says “Hi” to everyone he knows. You know when he’s coming because you’ll see a tall, bald guy with glasses who walks weirdly. If you see him, you should run because you know he’ll say something to you if you walk by him. Jerry can be funny, but also serious sometimes.

A: “Has anyone seen Jerry at all?”
*Jerry starts to make his way upstairs*
B: “HES ABOUT TO GO UPSTAIRS. RUN BEFORE JERRY ANDERSON SEES US.”

by jr_sxmnt December 20, 2019

jerryleecooper

a. A self-proclaimed "computer guru" that gained a cult following after his ZDNet forum postings made the front page of Digg. See his fan website at jerryleecooper.com

b. The name for one who believes solely in the power of Microsoft. Denoucing Apple Inc. and completely ignorant of Linux.

JerryLeeCooper: "Vista is far more powerful than windows XP, and runs twice as fast. It is also much harder to pirate."
"Its clearly evident that Vista is the future. One only has to watch TV for a short period of time and see the advertising."
"Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services?
That sounds preposterous to me."

by SteveHo January 21, 2008

jerry springer

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court

Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.

by theredneckhater April 21, 2006

jerry rice

undisputed "greatest wide reciever ever" in the NFL who spent most of his career with the 49ers

i would have rather seen rice retire than drag on his career with other teams

by uncle sam December 8, 2004

jerrybrowned

This is when someone thinks they have hung up the phone after leaving a message, but did not. The person then proceeds to talk badly about the person they have placed the call to, recorded on the message.

Sarah called me, left me a message, and thought she hung up.She did not hang up and I could hear her tell Jenny how much she hated me. I was jerrybrowned.

classic example- and origin- Jerry Brown in his race for California governer left a message for campaign contributions, thought he hung up, but went on to call Meg Whitman(his opponent) a Whore.

by Sarahconner October 23, 2010

Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

by Bob statutory January 20, 2021