He’s my jenson
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Get the jacson mug.When a person with a theoretically high level of education posts conspiracy-driven or otherwise non-factually derived content and wholeheartedly believes they're in the right, despite a base level of critical thought showing otherwise. Commonly followed by doubling down, then claiming oppression after the predictable mass outrage.
Wow, they totally did the Erin Jenson with that post; I thought a child with a base level of critical ability would've been able to see why it was wrong, but they really went for it. Didn't even know this could happen at elite colleges.
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Get the The Erin Jenson mug.Jeyson is the largest guy you have ever seen. It's physically impossible not to see him. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is the alpha and the omega. He's not God, if that's what you're thinking. He's just large. And wide. Large and wide. He is the concept of mass itself. You cannot get his image out of your head. No matter how hard you try. Just accept his almighty size. That's all you can do.
Person 1: *Looks through telescope*
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.
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When someone leaves only a small amount of money, food, etc. from you gigantic supply and takes the rest for themselves.
Inspired from the 1970's Hanna-Barbara cartoon The Jetsons theme song, where George whips out his wallet for his wife to go to rhe grocery store and pulls out a few dollars for her. In response, she takes the whole damn wallet.
When someone leaves only a small amount of money, food, etc. from you gigantic supply and takes the rest for themselves.
Inspired from the 1970's Hanna-Barbara cartoon The Jetsons theme song, where George whips out his wallet for his wife to go to rhe grocery store and pulls out a few dollars for her. In response, she takes the whole damn wallet.
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