Jealousy

Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

Wife: I can’t believe this jealousy

Me: well you know I’m Mr Brightside

by EdgyMcgee June 21, 2019

Meow Meow Jealous

From a character on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Henrietta Pussycat....meaning very very envious

Tara got a new pair of boots and I was meow meow jealous

by PMommy1121 February 26, 2009

jealousy

The real or perceived threat of the loss of a valued relationship to a rival.

Maria's feelings of jealousy were making her see signs of an affair between her best friend and boyfriend that weren't actually happening.

by Andrew J F October 27, 2005

jebac

very common swear-word in polish with lots of meanings - basically "to fuck", "to have sex".

Common varieties:
- wyjebac sie - fall down
- zjebac sie - to fart or if something breaks down
- zjebac - to damage, to spoil
- zajebac - to kill
- wjebac - to hit someone
- ujebac, odjebac - to break something, deattach
- przyjebac - to hit someone or something (i.e nail)
- ojebac - to steal from someone

Uwielbiam jebac w dupe.
I love to fuck in the asshole.

Zjebalem sie i strasznie pierdoli.
I farted and it smells terribly.

by JohnnyDoop December 9, 2005

Jealous Bitch Syndrome

The condition most often occurring in pubescent teeny bopper girls in which the female becomes hostile towards their previous infatuation, frequently causing difficulty for the male in question of finding or connecting with a new mate(s). The most common symptom of Jealous Bitch Syndrome is the inability to control the urge to constantly and unreasonably prove a nuisance to oneself and others.

Bro 1: She's nothing but a trouble making drama queen ulleh.
Bro 2: Too true bro, I personally find it both amusing and entertaining, as the emotions of a pubescent bopper are, quite honestly, of little concern to me in comparison with more important mad wog shit.
Bro 1: Exactly, she has Jealous Bitch Syndrome, lets go get a coffee, yulla.

by Lebanese Rambo November 25, 2010

jealous

There are 2 types of jealousy. The most correct definiton would be the feeling of being threatened by a rival in a romantic relationship or losing something of value to another person which happens to be yours already. This is what I consider the correct definiton.

The second is type of jealousy is more like Envy. Envy is a hatred/bitterness towards another person for having an advantage that YOU don't have. For instance, envious/jealous behavior such as a friend has a nice new car and instead of being truly happy for them you badmouth them or the car or make up something ridiculous because YOU can't afford it yourself. If someone has money and YOU don't you say they recieved it through less than stellar means. If someone is more talented than YOU you say their work isnt as good as anyone thinks or they are just lucky. This kind of 'jealousy' is destructive and displays itself as having a bad attitude towards the object of the envy and also being passive aggressive.

1. Cher was jealous when her relationship with her boyfriend was threatened.

2. Mike was jealous of her because he didn't have any nice things. He had no happiness so he didnt want her to have any either.

by Zelda333 February 12, 2008

jealous

Being jealous is wanting to keep what you have and guarding it from other people. Being possessive. Not wanting others to touch your stuff.

Jealousy is very often confused with envy (the desire to be like someone else, or have their possessions), but they are not the same.

"Jealously guarded"
"As a lawyer, I jealously guard the attorney-client privilege"
"I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God," - Exodus 20:5

by CalmEddie January 23, 2013