Slippery Jasper

An incredibly intense sexual experience. It usually requires peanut butter to be considered a true Slippery Jasper.

Did you give him the old Slippery Jasper?

by iddqd87 July 29, 2009

Jasperian

The followers of the great figure, Jasper. Jasper is believed to be an idealized mythical stature that appears only when the sun meets at 1470 and ends at 1580. If you ever meet Jasper the great,you will be blessed with temporary Jasp instillment.

I’m now a jasperian, I’m so blessed.

by Javeling September 13, 2017

Smelly Jasper

A girl who says yes to a formal dance, then backs out in a bitchy way

Man my girlfriends is such a smelly jasper!

by Chris Tan January 7, 2010

Jasper

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Not only is he kind and courteous, but he is brighter than the sun and one of the best friends you will ever have. His smile will melt you, as well as his personality. He has a way with words and will be a lasting impression on your life so make sure to MAKE the memories happen so you can savour them to your heart's desire. If you underestimate him, it is your loss.

Person 1: Dude, why are you smiling like a dork?

Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.

Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!

by RaspberrySmoothie November 7, 2011

Jazeer

A word that means 'to win over'

Usual methods of victory include:
1. Flashing a smile
2. Mild flirtation and flattery
3. Use of the phrase "I got this," with a wink ;)

1. He can jazeer his way out of a parking ticket!

2. She didn't like the idea, but I jazeered her eventually.

3. I need to jazeer my mum to buy me a car.

by KegalleSithy November 6, 2011

Jasper bozo

Jasper is piece of shit who supports a shitty club like Varcelona and suck my cock so bad.He was born in Finland somewhere between Helsinki and Ghana.To be honest my dick was up when I see his ass,I want to fuck this cunty ass so hard so he gonna die in agony.

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by Anton1100 March 20, 2022

jasper lip

The racial term used for black people. Such as having larger than average lips.

DAMN BREH! Did you see that jasper lip walk into the store to get some chicken?

by 90z32 November 22, 2011