Jakub Ševčík

Probably the most social-psychopath on the world , He thinks He Is the smartest And the best person of the class. He Always gets A+ on the tests And never forgets his homeworks , He also hates anime And can't play chess

"OMG look that person can't play chess And He hates anime!"

"Yep , Its 100% Jakub Ševčík "

by Satania Is kawaii March 16, 2022

Jakub

That person who always carries the team in CS:GO and gets top frag every game.
Who's also a god with the AWP, he will always be there covering your back.

Damn Jakub really carried our team that game.

by Nexuzz July 16, 2018

jankum

jankum is when you take a somewhat large crap and put it in a bottle with a balloon on top and after a few days of extreme heat sniff in the gas' that have accumulated in the balloon go into a state of being high

Jim "yo dude i just took in three balloon-fulls of jankum and im so high right know." Kyle "get out of my face thats disgusting bro"

by dangle my eggo January 30, 2009

Jakub

Some say is the coolest guy in the Universe.

That Jakub is one hot sexy guy.

by Jakub January 20, 2004

Jakub Plan

A planned event, or task which is never completed.

That idea of your's will never happen. Such a Jakub Plan.

by Georgie Banks February 24, 2008

Jakub

Jakub is a Poland boi that thinks his milk is delicious.

Jakub has some delicious milk there boi.

by My milk is delicious October 10, 2019

Jaykeypoo

The surname of Jayke, a vietnamese male who is usually found in his natural habitat, a table, in the process of doing a certain someone on the table. For this reason, he gets into Alart of trouble, which is as Alarming as a piece of Dianomyte for such as high achieving student.

"Where's Jaykeypoo?"
"I think he is doing someone on a table."

by PubicHair69 April 22, 2010