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Jareding

When you fuck up something beyond belief.
Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010
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Jaeden

Jaeden is the one you want to spend the rest of eternity with. once you meet a Jaeden it’ll feel like fate. They are hot, sexy, handsome, cute you name it. They are precious and should never get taken advantage of because they forgive but don’t forget. he’s definitely husband material the way he’s such an amazing friend,son, cousin nephew, boyfriend, dad will make you want to have soo many babies with him. But beware he’s an amazing kisser you just might end up with a minivan but for his good taste maybe a nice fast spacious car full of kids. His love of his life knows how special and amazing he truly is and appreciates him. you’ll want to spoil him rotten bc his happiness and that smile is everything.
Girl 1: I’m talking to a guy he’s soo cute and hilarious.I feel like we’re soulmates is that weird?

Girl #2: Ohhh bitchh it’s Jaeden huh nope not weird you two are perfect I saw it coming.those jaedens are charmers for the right girl.
by Hisgir11 December 28, 2020
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Jaeden

Jaeden is a funny guy. He has a big dick but can be annoying. Usually has no girlfriend because he cant pull. Jaeden is the type to name his dog poopy.
Its funny because Jaeden thinks he can pull mandeh
by Thicc nigggaA November 28, 2018
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Jaeden

A book-loving person who names pets, pokemon, etc. after literary characters.
"Aw, cute dog,. What's his name?"
"Atticus." (To Kill a Mocking Bird)
"Woa so you're a Jaeden."
by Morganpaige. November 23, 2009
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Jareded

Waking up to see a fat guy raping a fatter chick, then waking up again later to find your pants around your ankles.
I got super drunk last night and got Jareded. I still can't walk straight.
by JTnotapedo June 7, 2016
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jaedensexual

Person 1:Hey what’s your sexuality?
Person2: Jaedensexual
Person1: cool cool
by Soop Stain December 31, 2020
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jaerden

a mother fuckin savage , who pipes them girls and gets that yeast
hey jaerden , you getting that bread today?
by drip to_hard January 17, 2019
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