jordaned

To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.

Damn dude, he just jordaned your ass.

by Nandizzle November 8, 2005

jardine

someone who is very shit with relationships but is one of the coolest and nice people you will ever meet and he is also very strong and good at most things that he does, so if you have a Jardine in your life then you should keep him no matter what.

girl 1: wow Jardine is so bad at having a relationship.
girl 2: yeah but his an amazing friend.

by GODcreatorOFwords September 3, 2018

oliver jardine

Oliver Jardine is a very short blonde haired boy from the imaginary Country of Australia; he is very short and will likely gobble up your ankles if approached. AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FATALLY SHORT!!!

I saw Oliver Jardine at the shops today; he was so short and attempted to gobble up my ankles; I was so 😱 😨.

by Hola amigo April 23, 2023

Jardine

An ultimate upset usually resulting in embarrassment. It can occur at any given time or place and must be immediately identified by pointing and saying "JARDINE". Named after Keith Jardine following his knockout loss to Houston Alexander at UFC 71.

Kevin and Jeffery walk up to an ice cream stand. Jeffery orders two scoops of butter pecan. Kevin tries to to top his friends purchase buy ordering 3 scoops of moose tracks. As they are turning to walk away Kevin's top two scoops fall to the ground and he is left with only one. Jeffery immediately points and shouts "JARDINE" and Kevin ducks his head embarrassed.

by DeucieColeman December 31, 2011

Jordaned

One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.

dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!

by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009

Jardae

Jardae is the most fun and exciting person you’ll ever meet. She’s very energetic with the right people! Her presents at first seems to be “mean” or “cold” but her personality is a whole other person. She’s super sweet and easy to talk to, she basically gets along with everybody and is a people pleaser. She talks a lot so there’s never an “empty” or “awkward” moment with her! She gets angry quickly if you get on her bad side, she also gets really defensive when you mess with her friends are family! Although she doesn’t at it; she’s very intelligent and open-minded. Don’t be afraid to go talk to her!!

Jardae is so sweet! Jardae is the coolest! How do you not know Jardae?

by usuallynotaround April 19, 2022

Jordaneske

To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan.

Two men are playing basketball and one pulls off an awesome dunk to cap off a 60 point game.
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"

by Cody Ridge July 12, 2007