JANEURYSM

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.

After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.

by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015

january 21

National hug day! You can hug anyone, girl/boy friend, best friend, friend, or even people

Girl: I need a hug
Boy: well it’s January 21 so it’s national hug day
Girl: ❤️❤️

by skskskandioopppp December 8, 2019

january 10th

the day the cutest mfs were born

damnnn, you were born on january 10th, you so damn mf cute

by Slays October 17, 2019

15th of January

The day when the most amazing, prettiest, talented and charismatic people on this Earth are born. A kind-hearted person that loves to help people around him/her and always be the centre of attractions wherever they are.

That girl who was born on 15th of January is perfect, i'm so jealous!

by worldwidefacts January 26, 2021

January 27

On January 27th is a day where you can skip school/ work day and not get in trouble. Nobody is ALOUD to go to school

On January 27th don’t go to school

by DaBeArS r COOLER dan u October 20, 2019

January 20

This is the day when the most thoughful, caring, compasionate, loving, beautiful, heartwarming, generous, intellegent, selfless, hardworking people are born. They are desinted to be the most sucessful people ever and will become rich and famous, while still being able to manage being the nicest people you will ever know. They will also recieve many awards like the nobel piece price, an oscar and even become president in the future. People born on January 20 are just generally the most superior people in the world and it's inevitable to stop these events from panning out.

Jill- "What's your birthday"
Emma- "January 20th"
Jill- "Can I have your autograph before you become famous!?"

by norris01123581321 November 3, 2020

January 26

Best day to be born, such loving happy people are born on this day! If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend born on this day cherish them, they will love you with all their heart because they have the biggest heart of all!!!!

Wow she/he was born on january 26th, are the best people possible to love

by Charliealpha240 October 17, 2019