Jakkeman

What is going on inside a head of a dutch man when he hears giacomo from a italian

dutch friend: whats ur name?
italian friend: giacomo
dutch friend: wait jakkeman??

by giacomoino August 3, 2022

Jankershnomping

A form of gluening (gooning with the usage of glue). Involves covering the “dih” with a mixture of glue and sulfuric acid, then inserting a wooden stick into the urethra.

I was jankershnomping yesterday and moaned so loud my little sister (who was being cracked in the other room) checked in on me to see if I was okay (she was still naked).

by falloompa November 2, 2025