janitor

To be intoxicated.

Also used as an adj.

I'm so janitored.

we're getting janitored tonight.
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Dude, thats janitor as fuck.

by X1 CHIMAIRA 1x April 07, 2004

janitor

A hypocrite who is always wrong but never will admit it so he likes to silence anyone's opinions. Also has the ugliest kid I have ever laid eyes on.

Your opinions do not matter because I am JANITOR and what I said goes.

by JimDandy September 21, 2003

janitor

a player in a FPS (or any other multiplayer game which involves fast action and guns) who sits back as other players duke it out in a firefight, and makes an appearance after the victor of the duel is left with a little amount of health and kill him/her for an easy kill. Much like a janitor cleans up after a mess.

Dude, its no fun playing Halo with you anymore because all you do is janitor with your assault rifle.

by AltCoder May 01, 2005

The Janitor

When you shit on a bitch then you piss on her chest to clean it off like a fuckin janitor in the cafeteria cleaning up some little kids puke

I had this dirty bitch that was so nasty that she told me to shit on her then clean it off with my piss, like I'm the janitor from school, fuckin cunty whore

by Cennams February 02, 2007

janitor

when you are fucking some brod and then let her head down on the flow and use her hair as a mop.

hence as a janitor mops up the floor!

by cheuwuuw February 22, 2005

janitor

a drunk internet team speak server admin who likes to feel important so he bans people and kicks them to make himself feel better because he has a very sad life outside of the internet and has to feel big on teamspeak...i hope they get drunk and get in an accident and Die...

hey speidel..u were making humming noises so im retarded and im going to ban you cause im peipers but buddy

by jok3r April 04, 2005

Janitor Rage

Janitor rage is when a janitor is fired and he goes into the bathroom where he works and defiles it with urine and stool and toilet-paper.

Boss: You're going to have to clean up some kind of decent in the bathroom down the hall.

New Janitor: Why's that?

Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.

New Janitor: Damn...

by YourNotARockStar October 04, 2013