Jaleen

Possibly one of the sexiest girls on the face of the earth. They are so much fun to be around, But, a downside is that they are too fine for you. Usually not skanks or hoes have tons of friends and are in middle class families. Has friends that will destroy people that want to harm her. Gets hit on a lot by guys isn't stuck up or a bitch, although they tend to have a bitchy friend or two.

man you see Jaleen today ? she was fine as hell !

ha! she is but a girl fine outta your league ...

by white lion March 28, 2015

Jaken

Jaken is probably the best looking person you will ever meet. You could describe him as really hot and attractive, over the top handsome, extremely sexy and super sweet. He smells better than everything you've ever smelled and it is impossible not to fall in love with him. If he falls in love with you too you're the happiest person in the world.

"Do you know who that good looking guy over there is?"
"Yes that's Jaken but I'm sorry he's already taken."

by lovebear March 6, 2013

jakenore

a term used in chat rooms to describe a person that says they ignore you, but actually doesnt

a fake ignore in a chatroom.

"how can that guy see what you're saying if he ignored you?"

"he probably just jakenored me."

by o0spam0o January 18, 2008

jakeing

Alternative for jk (just kidding).

Person #1: Yo this new Cardi B song is pretty dope!
Person #2: Ew what the fuck is wrong with you?
Person #1: Nah bro, i’m just jakeing.

by MakuTV September 13, 2019

jakeness

T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!

Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness

by Cass February 13, 2005

Jakeel

Jakeel is a sexy monster that has a huge peepee and is a great ladies man

i wish i was like jakeel.

by jakeel14 September 19, 2019

Jakeing

Jakeing \JAKE-ing\ verb: playing while getting paid.

It is a beautiful day and I am jakeing to play golf. Did you know? This term was coined after a man nicknamed Jake for his ability to be on the clock at work, and doing everything but.

by KJL '77 May 17, 2007