The Jacques Cousteau

The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.

Dude last night April and I went back to my place and I totally gave her the Jacques Cousteau.

by jbomb108 November 3, 2009

Jacques Chirac

The French president embroiled in politcal scandal at home, not punishable by French law until he is out of office.

The posterboy for Anti-Bush extremists who have little to no knowledge of the depth of French investment in pre-war Iraqi Oil and defense contracts.

Elf-Aquitaine
France Telecom
UN Oil for Food Program
Daussalt
Cotecna

by Free Press in France July 1, 2005

jacques chirac

To urinate on the shaved belly of one's mistress postcoitus.

Justin performed pulled a jacques chirac on Claudette, after which she smelled slightly better.

by Ribbit Rabbit July 16, 2006

Jacques

1.A well toned, dedicated gymnast. See also: Microbiology major, biochemistry major or chemistry minor.
2. "Funny guy"
3.My well toned, dedicated boyfriend.

Jacques came over last night and brought me a bouquet of flowers.

by Your Tess July 16, 2008

jacques shit

francophile spin on jack shit

no, he didn't have jacques shit!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

jacques

someone who has a big head

man check out that jacques! his heads HGUE

FO SHO

by zibablo October 16, 2008

jacquese

A smart funny guy, who everyone loves to be around and talk to. He's usally the class clown and never gets anything done. But if theres one thing hes good at its making people smile and laugh!! Everyone loves Jacquese.

Brooooo Jacquese is one of a kinddd, losing him is like losing $ 1,000,000,000.

by Hit da licks May 14, 2018