Jacob Clohisy

A man who constantly works out with 0 gains.

Dude, I hope my effort at the gym doesn't turn me into a Jacob Clohisy.

by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019

Jacob Saggytits

a fuckboi who has no talent and who makes millions off of rapping the abc's (also has saggytits)

hey m8 look at me the MLG OpTiC_Keemstar (use code keem) then look at that abc's singin, bubble gum dum dum, muffin lookin, mug over der jacob saggytits

by FrOsTeD_sMoKe June 16, 2016

The Jacob Special

A sexual foreplay position where person one sits with their legs wide open, and person two sits in between their legs, preferably naked. From there person one will use one hand to fondle the others genitalia, the other hand to caress the breasts (if person two is female), and their mouth to suck on their neck.

Jess: WOW last night was amazing

Mikayla: Why, what happened?
Jess: Jonah gave me the Jacob Special

by Treereeeee December 17, 2019

Jacob Kappa

Penetrating your partners ear then blowing your load in their nose while having a dildo in every hole. Then smacking the girl unconscious and start raping her all night.

Girl: " I didn't remember the Jacob Kappa last night"

Boy: "It was splendid"

by Destront January 12, 2015

Jacopo

A truly amazing friend and boyfriend. Once Jacopo says he loves you he is never lying and he will be by you’re side for the rest of your life. He has a su

Jacopo is the best boyfriend ever he’s such a good kisser

by Ava Ambers September 5, 2019

Jacob Goroff

A fucking beast who gets good grades plays the clarinet and is good at soccer

Hey Jacob goroff how r u soo good at soccer

by Me beast November 21, 2019

Jacopo

The best friend you will ever meet he is so smart, awesome and cool! As soon as you meet him you will never forget him.

Jacopo made a party its going to be awesome LETS GO THERE!

by Micheal the dude in tv April 5, 2018