by thelonelyhole June 9, 2016
Get the Jacob sartorius mug.That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".
by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018
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An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."
An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."
by LittleMeomers November 30, 2016
Get the jacob sartorius mug.a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits
by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016
Get the Jacob Sartorius mug.Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.
by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016
Get the jacob sartorius mug.A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.
A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.
A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.
Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!
Stable girls: Are you blind??!!
Stable girls: Are you blind??!!
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