Jackattack

When a woman over 30 sexually attacks you.

I was Jackattacked by this hot ass lady last night.

by Shufflufagus September 9, 2010

jackatone

Analing fisting the victim while he or she is screaming in a horrific way (in other case; needing help) when the victim's anus is wide open, the offender will shit, piss and cum until it's full. (Note: this word can be highly offense to others if they know'd the word)

A childmolster had kidnapped and jackatoned me in his garage brutally.

by SGT_SCHMOO July 5, 2016

jackrattlin'

a greeting; "what's happening?"

"yo, what's jackrattlin'?"

by kt lee March 7, 2005

Jacktate

to ejaculate from masturbation, jack-off-lactation

"I just jacktated all over the computer screen"

by fivetoedsloth September 27, 2009

Jackgasm

An expression of love or lust for Jack from ABC's TV show Lost.

Girl whatching Lost: OMG, Jack just jumped in the water! OMG!!!

Friend: Are you having a Jackgasm?

Girl watching Lost: OMG, yes!

by Millancad November 26, 2006

Jackbattle

When a group of guys or girls decide to have a masturbation contest. Whoever orgasms first, wins.

Amanda: "Hey girls ! Wanna have a jackbattle?"
Leyla: "Sure ! I'm gonna win this time, I'm wet already!"

ex. 2

"Guys... Is it okay if i take quick one?"
"I'll do it too!"
"Me too!"
"Let's have a jackbattle then!"

by Jackjizzer January 26, 2010

jackatard

A user who is convinced computer viruses are transmitted only over hard line connections.

I told that jackatard he is not getting the wifi password, there are patch cables provided on the table.

by The Decorator May 10, 2018