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Jackster

Jackster is a legend. There is no man more greater than Jackster. Jackster is the most handsome man in the world. Jackster can do anything that he sets his mind to.
Jackster is the G.O.A.T.
by Morbillion INC. May 8, 2022
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packeteer

A person who routinely provides or admires packets at meetings, references the packet, and ensures the availability of said packet.

Tends to closely bond with meetlovers, or may be a meetlover.
While Jeremy signed in for the meeting upon entering the room, Carol, the packeteer promptly asked, "Did you get a packet?"

While the meeting attendees settled at their tables, the packeteer announced, "I've made color-coded packets for you. You'll find one copied on baby blue paper, another on celedon, and finally one on buff paper."

Just before Therese, the meetlover began her presentation, one packeteer remarked to another packeteer in a whisper, "I love when they provide a hardcopy of the PowerPoint." "I was thinking the same thing", the other responded.
by Mama Dude January 26, 2011
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Straight Jacketed

A term that is used when a homosexual person is surrounded on all sides by heterosexual persons in an intimate setting.
"So how did hanging out with your friends go last night?"

"It sucked, i was straight jacketed because my best friend and his girlfriend were on one side, and my other best friend was listening to his iPod on my other side while we were on the sofa watching a movie."
by Cardi December 14, 2008
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Jacktherimmer

a man named jack who loves to ride the rim of dead people.
oh yeh that bitch got jack rimmed! jacktherimmer
by tdog1122 July 7, 2010
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Racketeering

rak-i-teer-ing

verb
To intentionally engage upon a topic or situation, either solely or collectively, of which may normally be viewed as, "objectionable," thus, reacting in such a way otherwise viewed as, "extraordinary," with the intent of the racketeerers' amusement. Racketeering is therefore, generally, a deviant behavior for the sole purpose of entertainment.
Somebody must have been racketeering on me when they served me this chicken. I'd say it's dryer than the Sahara Desert on leap year; situational, at best.
by 2Shey August 29, 2019
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Jackster

N. used to describe a frequent masturbator, who regales his friends with tales of his nightly emissions on a regular basis
"Jackster: and THEN I got the engine oil out..."
"friend: LOL dude, you're such a Jackster"
by Genious August 5, 2013
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jackneering

To swiftly move about ; or ones ability to move with ease.
Bob was jackneering cautiously through the dark forest.
by Daniel Gohmert July 26, 2016
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