jackassery

Derek was displaying some quality jackassery in the bar last night.
by VAKI5 May 08, 2005
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random jackassery

the act of doing something completely off the wall for no reason at all
" Johns giving the cable guy a lapdance was just random jackassery"
by Shanrock April 01, 2010
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general jackassery

noun-just fucking around
i was hanging out with some friends, and we got engaged in some general jackassery
by closing time April 18, 2008
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corporo-political jackassery

The shenanigans that corporations play with disingenuous politicians, which place them in a higher position than the politician's individual constituents. These shenanigans may include contributions, lobbying, influence peddling, manipulation of regulatory environments, strong-arming, or other techniques, not unlike those of organized crime, but legitimized by a corporate presence, employed to create a favorable environment for the corporation and its shareholders mostly to the detriment of the individual constituents within the district served and the corporation's stakeholders. Often corporo-political jackassery exploits weak-minded people who respond to buzzwords and grossly oversimplified skeletal concepts they don't understand with militant activism in defense of the buzzword, despite the obvious detriment to the individual; i.e., "Obamacare."
A number of protections were enacted following the Great Depression to prevent our economy from tanking, however thanks to decades of corporo-political jackassery, most were deregulated and Wall Street was alloiwed to police itself. The end product left the U.S. with massive foreclosures, layoffs, and an exodus of industry which further eroded the middle class.
by Hot East February 20, 2011
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terminal jackassery

When a young man deliberately agitates those around him, and cannot seem to exist without doing so.
Woman: Can you believe him? Putting ants in my hair and insisting I violently shake him to wake him up? A textbook case of terminal jackassery.
by Podium July 11, 2011
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Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.
On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).
by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016
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Jackassery

The qualities of being Tinks
Normal Person: Hi
Tinks: something stupid HAHAHAHAAHA *gasp* ahahahahahahah *asthma attack* you have to admit that was hilarious
Normal Person: That has to be some real jackassery
by Pweaw June 26, 2023
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