jackassery

The act of, or knack for, being / behaving like a jackass by either word and/or deed.

While at the movies last night, some bluetool committed jackassery by answering a call and talked loudly through most of the film.

by johnny coolbreeze June 20, 2007

random jackassery

the act of doing something completely off the wall for no reason at all

" Johns giving the cable guy a lapdance was just random jackassery"

by Shanrock April 1, 2010

general jackassery

noun-just fucking around

i was hanging out with some friends, and we got engaged in some general jackassery

by closing time April 18, 2008

corporo-political jackassery

The shenanigans that corporations play with disingenuous politicians, which place them in a higher position than the politician's individual constituents. These shenanigans may include contributions, lobbying, influence peddling, manipulation of regulatory environments, strong-arming, or other techniques, not unlike those of organized crime, but legitimized by a corporate presence, employed to create a favorable environment for the corporation and its shareholders mostly to the detriment of the individual constituents within the district served and the corporation's stakeholders. Often corporo-political jackassery exploits weak-minded people who respond to buzzwords and grossly oversimplified skeletal concepts they don't understand with militant activism in defense of the buzzword, despite the obvious detriment to the individual; i.e., "Obamacare."

A number of protections were enacted following the Great Depression to prevent our economy from tanking, however thanks to decades of corporo-political jackassery, most were deregulated and Wall Street was alloiwed to police itself. The end product left the U.S. with massive foreclosures, layoffs, and an exodus of industry which further eroded the middle class.

by Hot East March 6, 2011

Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

jackassery

the act or actions of a stupid person, or jackass.

Andrea: "boy, that guy sure parked in a clearly labelled handicap zone."

Dan: "Yes, Andrea, he sure performed a flagrant act of jackassery in his decision to park there."

by dantheplumber January 26, 2013

terminal jackassery

When a young man deliberately agitates those around him, and cannot seem to exist without doing so.

Woman: Can you believe him? Putting ants in my hair and insisting I violently shake him to wake him up? A textbook case of terminal jackassery.

by Podium July 11, 2011