Jackass

1. A large, 4-legged, vaguely horse-like mammal that goes, "NEE-HAW!".
2. A person of foolish or idiotic character.
3. The single dumbest show ever aired on television, produced by the single dumbest television network in existance, and embraced by the most worthless wastes of skin to ever live.
4. A film franchise based upon said show.
5. Kanye West. President Obama affirmed this.
*chuckle*, "He's a jackass."
by beansoup October 28, 2009
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Jackass

1. a person that stereotypes people based on gender or looks.

2. a person who does all possible to get another in trouble

3. a donkey

4. the butt of a boy named Jack
guy 1: "that girl looks so 'emo', guess we should tell the pricipal to search her locker!"
guy 2: "nah man! she'll be dead by thre end of te night if she messes up with her blade!"
guy 1: "true that!"
(the next day)
girl: "wonder what all the commotion is about.......THE SHIT?!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU GUYS TEARING THROUGH MY LOCKER?!?!?"
teacher 1: "THERE SHE IS!"
teacher 2: "KNEW SHE'D SHOW UP!"
girl: "WHATS GOING ON?!?"
teacher 3: "we found three razors in your locker young missy!"
girl: "I SWEAR THEY ARE NOT MINE!!! WHY WOULD I EVEN HAVE RAZORS?!?!?!?"
guy 1: *whispering* "got her good! nice work planting them!"
guy 2: "yeah lets get outta here!"
nerd: "what jackasses! Hey! teacher! those two did it!!!"
teacher 4: "and what proof do you have?"
nerd: "YOU DON'T BELIEVE EVEN ME!!!!!!!!"
teacher 4. "quit being a jackass and get to class, this isn't your problem."
by KharePhure February 11, 2010
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jackass

1.another Term of calling someone a Jerk.
a really unpleasenly anoying person
by Sean Vernon December 24, 2003
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jackass

1)n. A type of Donkey
2)n. A stupid or idiotic person
3)n. A show on MTV in which people preform dangeorus stunts that look pretty cool.
4)n. See: Edwin cruz
1. I own some donkeys and some jackasses.
2. Stop being a jackass, Kayla!
3. I'm going to watch Jackass.
4. Go away and get a life, jackass!
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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Jackassing

the act of being stupid, immature, a dick, or a jackass.
1. hey man, stop jackassing and get your ass over here!

2. Mike: Paul is being such a jackass today.
Phil: Yea, somebody should tell him to stop jackassing around.
by mexicano9191 April 06, 2009
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Jackassity

The state or quality of being a jackass.
Jason constantly fumbled for the poor girl's right breast, only to have his hand removed, or slapped away, repeatedly. It was clear that his jackassity was not appreciated.
by Golden Beaver July 15, 2011
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jackass

What President Barack Obama called Kanye West after he stormed the stage at the VMAs.
Kanye West is a real jackass for what he did at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won.
by anon.ymous1 September 15, 2009
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