A jackhob is somebody who gives and takes of semen orally. It is a concatenation and contraction of 'jack' for masturbate and 'hobnob' for the sharing of drinks together.
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An expression alluding to a figurative city to indicate that a place or situation is essentially not serious on some level, in fact that it is probably entirely full of shit or populated by clueless jackoffs.
Man, this whole business is Jackoff City, there’s no way anyone who works here knows what the fuck is what!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2021
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by Alex the cock Cannon April 12, 2019
Get the Rusty Jackhole mug.Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
Get the Day of the Jackoff mug.While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.
I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.
Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?
Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?
by Mouskey March 30, 2011
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Person2: (at gunpoint and attempts to pull a jackmove on person 1) "BREAK YOSELF!!!take off all your gear and gimme yo wallet nigga, dis a jackmove foo, give it up mothafucka."
Person2: (at gunpoint and attempts to pull a jackmove on person 1) "BREAK YOSELF!!!take off all your gear and gimme yo wallet nigga, dis a jackmove foo, give it up mothafucka."
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