Jackasses

90% of the 'people' who submitted their frighteningly ignorant and downright hateful quasi-definitions to this website. If they're 'urban,' I'm glad I'm suburban.
"I wrote some funny stuff in the urban dictionary website, because nobody gives a damn about what I have to say in the real world, and I'm destined to work at McDonald's my entire pathetic life."
by Margaret July 23, 2004
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a mtv and mtv2 tellie show about a crew made up of:
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn, steve-o, chris pontius, and a couple other dudes.
swooning teen chick 1: "omg, ryan is so fucken hot!"
swooning teen chick 2: "no! bam is!"
swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; steve-o is!"
swooning teen chick 4: "johnny is the hottest of the jackass crew!"
*swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest*
teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all."
by love-bruises March 07, 2007
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Yet another reason to hate Mtv.
Mtv is for jackasses.
by fuck Mtv December 02, 2005
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Look at that jackass trying to moon the cop!
by refuze May 16, 2005
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"you Johnny!"
by fred May 29, 2003
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1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.
Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.
by Fatass February 25, 2003
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1) fool or moron
2) a popular TV show and movie that has said jackasses performing dangerous and crude stunts
3) someone who performs dangerous and crude stunts a la the TV show despite seeing warnings
by Anonymous May 20, 2003
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